I am the oncoming storm

“Oh, Hello there. Didn’t see you there at first. Where did you come from? Or more importantly, where were you hiding that I didn’t see you? Snuck up on me, you did and that is not a very easy task to do.”

draco-the-slytherin-prince:

trusttheoncomingstorm:

draco-the-slytherin-prince:

The doctor laughed. “Of course not, silly.” He chuckled, “I have no candy to give, unless there’s some in the TARDIS that I don’t remember of… Though, Jammy dodgers are much more delicious, if I do say so myself. All of my changes and I still like jammy dodgers… That and fish fingers and custard. Delicious things, I have to say. Say…” He stopped talking long enough to look at the boy before him. He pulled out his sonic screw driver and scanned the lad.

“Human… Magic, Oooh, pureblood too. You are a Malfoy afterall.” He muttered, rubbing his chin.

“What the bloody hell are jammy dodgers? Father prefers chocolate frogs.” 

Draco stepped back and let out a sound of alarm at the sight of the clearly non-magical do-hickey in the stranger’s hand. “Did you just… scan me? Without my consent? That’s a violation of privacy!”

The Doctor pulled out a cookie and presented it to Draco, “Jammy dodger. Dangerous as they are delicious. Almost put a Dalek to ruin with this one!” He laughed, tucking away his sonic screw driver. 

“Privacy?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. “Boy, you have your privacy and you shall do whatever you like. I just needed to make sure you were human.”

“I’m no mere Muggle! I’m bloody, Pureblooded wizard! You didn’t have to scan me without so much as a howdy-do! I could’ve told you as much, you git.”

“Oi, watch your tongue, boy.” He said, his expression suddenly all serious. “You can say you are a wizard but how do I know for sure? People lie all the time and surely you are not an exception to that rule. Therefore, I must take matters into my own hands and confirm the fact that you are human for myself.” He chided. “Human does not merely mean muggle, wizard. It just means you are part of the the species living on earth.”

draco-the-slytherin-prince:

The doctor laughed. “Of course not, silly.” He chuckled, “I have no candy to give, unless there’s some in the TARDIS that I don’t remember of… Though, Jammy dodgers are much more delicious, if I do say so myself. All of my changes and I still like jammy dodgers… That and fish fingers and custard. Delicious things, I have to say. Say…” He stopped talking long enough to look at the boy before him. He pulled out his sonic screw driver and scanned the lad.

“Human… Magic, Oooh, pureblood too. You are a Malfoy afterall.” He muttered, rubbing his chin.

“What the bloody hell are jammy dodgers? Father prefers chocolate frogs.” 

Draco stepped back and let out a sound of alarm at the sight of the clearly non-magical do-hickey in the stranger’s hand. “Did you just… scan me? Without my consent? That’s a violation of privacy!”

The Doctor pulled out a cookie and presented it to Draco, “Jammy dodger. Dangerous as they are delicious. Almost put a Dalek to ruin with this one!” He laughed, tucking away his sonic screw driver. 

“Privacy?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. “Boy, you have your privacy and you shall do whatever you like. I just needed to make sure you were human.”

draco-the-slytherin-prince:

Oh, I’m just a friend of your father who just happened to pop in with my blue box. Say, how would you like to see the wonders of the universe. Your father did and he loved it. Mother did too.

“Blue box,” he repeated, nodding as though he had a damn clue what the madman before him was going on about. “Are you that stranger Mum always warned me not to speak to lest you kidnap me with the lure of candy?” he asked suspiciously.

The doctor laughed. “Of course not, silly.” He chuckled, “I have no candy to give, unless there’s some in the TARDIS that I don’t remember of… Though, Jammy dodgers are much more delicious, if I do say so myself. All of my changes and I still like jammy dodgers… That and fish fingers and custard. Delicious things, I have to say. Say…” He stopped talking long enough to look at the boy before him. He pulled out his sonic screw driver and scanned the lad.

“Human… Magic, Oooh, pureblood too. You are a Malfoy afterall.” He muttered, rubbing his chin.

askwonderlandsprotector:

trusttheoncomingstorm:

askwonderlandsprotector:

trusttheoncomingstorm asked askwonderlandsprotector:

Ahhh, everyone looks simply smashing in their new bowties! Now everyone must get a fez. Fezes are cool too! EVERYONE MUST GET A FEZ!

*smiles slightly*

I shall see what Hatter is able to find for us.  

That is a beautiful fez! You must wear such artwork. Fezes are cool so now you would be cool too! LET’S ALL CELEBRATE WITH BANANA DAIQUIRIS!

The epitome of brilliant and amazingness! Amazingness is probably not a word but who cares!

I should rather stop complimenting you so much. I would rather not have Cheshire glare angrily at me.

askwonderlandsprotector:

trusttheoncomingstorm asked askwonderlandsprotector:

Ahhh, everyone looks simply smashing in their new bowties! Now everyone must get a fez. Fezes are cool too! EVERYONE MUST GET A FEZ!

*smiles slightly*

I shall see what Hatter is able to find for us.  

That is a beautiful fez! You must wear such artwork. Fezes are cool so now you would be cool too! LET’S ALL CELEBRATE WITH BANANA DAIQUIRIS!

imnotasidekick:

This is gonna bug the crap out of me. I mean, he seems to know so much about us… but so little at the same time.

 Oh trust me, little hero. You will know all about the world I am in soon. Superman seems to know so ask him. He can explain it so much better than I can, but of course I tend to jabber on without a second though so who would know where my point shall lead, right? Would you like a fez? Fezes are cool.